KSOS Report: The following press release was issued by the Mayor's office this morning.
The M Trust Mansion has been deemed unsafe and unlivable. Mayor sophista Savira is calling for the immediate condemnation of the building until such time as the necessary repairs are carried out.
These repairs include, but are not limited to:
Painting, preferably a nice cheery color
Repair of the bottom floor window recently smashed in
Creaky floor boards replaced
Fumigation of the entire building....there seems to be something infesting the place and causing strange voice-like noises
All hidden rooms boarded up for fire safety
Council has approved this measure by a majority vote. Councilwoman Marzipan Zanzibar offered her approval only after the concession that installation of a fire hydrant within twenty meters of the Mansion be added to the list of necessary repairs.
((Posted June 1))
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